i think the fact that the dragonborn doesnt need to eat or sleep should be a part of their powers. like average skyrim citizen goes outside at 3am bc they heard a weird noise and the chosen one is just there like
jessie x ash’s mom is actually the most hilarious thing in the world could you imagine youre 12 years old forever and theres this wretched woman who just wont stop trying to kidnap your dog for nefarious purposes and then she starts fucking your mom
not just that, but your mom is enamored with her. your mom has forgiven all the attempts at dog kidnapping. she loves this horrible woman completely sincerely and the woman has basically revoked all her evil ways. she doesnt even think poorly of you. its like the moment she quit working for Team Animal Theft, she lost all interest in your super cool dog. the worst part. the WORST part. is that aside from your dog? this wretched woman, her bestie, and their talking cat are the closest thing to constant companions you had in your adventures aside from your dog and have saved your life on more than one occasion. you dont know what you did to deserve this. maybe it has something to do with that angry girl you hung out with for a while whos bike you stole. horrible karma. but hey, your mom is happy.
And on top of all of that, the weirdest part of it all? Your dog is completely cool with her. He gets scratchies from her like nothing ever happened. As if all of that attempted kidnapping was just a precursor to this. For the first few months of this you think she’s up to something by trying to get into your family but no. Even the dog just cuddles up on the couch with her from time to time. This is your life now after retiring from traveling the entire planet except Spain for some reason.
